The Dictatorship of Greater Emco Uns is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.961 billion Greater Emco Unsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Emco Unsian economy, worth 511 trillion pesos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,125 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families make most of their annual income from government benefits, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Emco Uns's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Greater Emco Uns is ranked 6,255^th in the world and 374^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,408.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.