Most Patriotic: 11,253rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,986thLowest Crime Rates: 15,188th
The Goodness Gracious of
Democratic Socialists
You broke my will, but what a thrill!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Great Balls of Fire

Population7.863 billion

Capitalfire
LeaderJerry Lee Lewis

Currencygreat ball of fire
Animalgreat ball of fire

The Goodness Gracious of Great Balls of Fire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jerry Lee Lewis with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.863 billion Great Balls of Fireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of fire. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Balls of Firean economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion great balls of fire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,061 great balls of fire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Great Balls of Fire is often a lifetime appointment, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Balls of Fire's national animal is the great ball of fire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Balls of Fire is ranked 16,960th in the world and 8th in Stereo Hearts for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,630.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Patriotic: 11,253rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,986thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,188thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,960thMost Developed: 17,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,106thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,483rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,567thBest Weather: 19,562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,675thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,164thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,290thSmartest Citizens: 28,646thLargest Black Market: 28,768thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,110thMost Efficient Economies: 29,270th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Great Balls of Fire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Developed, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Great Balls of Fire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Balls of Fire, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Balls of Fire, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Balls of Fire, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Great Balls of Fire is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Balls of Fire, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
  • : Great Balls of Fire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Balls of Fire, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Balls of Fire, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Balls of Fire, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.

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