The Very Cringe of Grea Cringeopia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.594 billion Grea Cringeopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 12.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Grea Cringeopian economy, worth 71.8 trillion salts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,017 salts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grea Cringeopia's national animal is the llama.

Grea Cringeopia is ranked 163,221^st in the world and 127^th in Shinka for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.