The Holy Empire of Grassita is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Titan McGold with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.085 billion Grassitans are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GrassBurg. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grassitan economy, worth 255 trillion Grasses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,439 Grasses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Grassita's pristine beaches, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grassita's national animal is the Autismo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gasing.

Grassita is ranked 18,414^th in the world and 1^st in The Autistics for Most Developed, scoring 87.5 on the Human Development Index.