The Grand Duchy of Grainhold is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 2.153 billion Grainholdians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Grainholdian economy, worth 66.4 trillion Milches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 30,820 Milches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grainhold has designated Grainhold City as its capital city, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, Leader has just been declared ruler of Grainhold in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Grainhold's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grainhold's national animal is the Coydog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grainhold is ranked 201,101^st in the world and 18^th in Asian Cooperation Pact for Largest Populations, with 2.15 billion capita.