Population | 7.605 billion |
Capital | Forentriaball |
Leader | Loren Ramball |
Faith | Protestant Christianity |
Currency | Garian Dollar |
Animal | Damar Beaver |
The Chronically Online of Goraria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loren Ramball with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.605 billion Gorariaballs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forentriaball. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gorarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Garian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,423 Garian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, and the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goraria's national animal is the Damar Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.
Goraria is ranked 39,403rd in the world and 19th in Callista for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.95 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goraria was endorsed by The Trippy Whar Bringer of Whashcky.
- : Goraria changed its national motto to "I'm diagnosed with Chronic Online Disorder.".
- : Goraria was endorsed by The High Baronate of Boilanzandia.
- : Goraria created a new poll in Findaria: "Would you consider your phone to be good or not appealing to expectations?".
- : Goraria created a new poll in Findaria: "Which phone would you get/already have?".
- : Goraria changed its national nation type to "Chronically Online".
- : Goraria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Goraria was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Goraria was endorsed by The Grand Light of the Realm of Lands of Ann.
- : Goraria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Tsardom of Alaska, Baloo Kingdom, Lands of Ann, Boilanzandia, and Whashcky.