Most Valuable International Artwork: 101stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 412thMost Devout: 521st
The Swinging Jungle of
Democratic Socialists
Pull up a chair and have a Prickly Pear!
King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
WA Delegate / Head Justice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Baloo Kingdom

Population5.571 billion

CapitalBaloo Kingdom City
LeaderKing Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyPrickly Pears

The Swinging Jungle of Baloo Kingdom is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.571 billion Balooites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Balooite economy, worth 802 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,098 Prickly Pears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom is ranked 8,827th in the world and 8th in Callista for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,053.22 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 101stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 412thMost Devout: 521stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,615thMost Pacifist: 1,684thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,595thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,904thLowest Crime Rates: 3,505thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,129thBest Weather: 4,316thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,476thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,763rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,933rdMost Influential: 5,331stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,361stLargest Governments: 5,488thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,566thSafest: 6,728thHealthiest Citizens: 6,751stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,507thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,060thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,827thHighest Food Quality: 8,905thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,115thMost Cultured: 9,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,257thMost Developed: 10,588thMost Inclusive: 11,800thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,073rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,369thHighest Average Incomes: 17,094thSmartest Citizens: 19,509thMost Income Equality: 21,561st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the region

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