The United States of Goodmerica is a tiny, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 9 million Goodmericans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The weak Goodmerican economy, worth 264 billion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 29,364 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime is totally unknown. Goodmerica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Goodmerica is ranked 265,712^th in the world and 31^st in North America for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.