The Federal Republics of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President-Imperial Melis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.26 billion Akaitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akaitian economy, worth an astonishing 11,758 trillion Goldens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 299,509 Goldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, there's a hole in the heart of every Akaitian city, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goldsaver is ranked 47,446^th in the world and 8^th in The Union of Democratic States for Rudest Citizens, with 85.85 insults per minute.