The Bank of Farrakhan of Gold Crescent Alistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.067 billion Gold Crescent Alistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gold Crescent Alistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,097 trillion Dinars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 256,694 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, the latest superhero movie features a caped Mountain Tiger with adamantium claws, and kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gold Crescent Alistan's national animal is the Mountain Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Gold Crescent Alistan is ranked 288,931^st in the world and 3^rd in Nation of Islam for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.42 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.