Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 379thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 604thMost Subsidized Industry: 628th
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Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gold Crescent Alistan

Population11.861 billion

FaithIslam

CurrencyDinars
AnimalMountain Tiger

The Bank of Farrakhan of Gold Crescent Alistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.861 billion Gold Crescent Alistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gold Crescent Alistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,017 trillion Dinars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 254,390 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Leader'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gold Crescent Alistan's national animal is the Mountain Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Gold Crescent Alistan is ranked 37,470th in the world and 1st in Nation of Islam for Most Stationary, with 1,218.55399095828 days.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 379thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 604thMost Subsidized Industry: 628thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,031stLargest Black Market: 1,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,380thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,883rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,893rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,715thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 3,670thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,692ndMost Patriotic: 4,057thMost Efficient Economies: 4,184thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,772ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,819thHighest Average Incomes: 5,071stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,795thLargest Governments: 5,799thMost Avoided: 6,349thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,364thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,549thHighest Economic Output: 7,206thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,484thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,886thLowest Crime Rates: 9,564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,229thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,256thMost Armed: 13,142ndNudest: 13,174thMost Developed: 13,211thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,734thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 16,273rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,066thMost Influential: 22,056thLargest Retail Industry: 23,062nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Leader'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
  • : Gold Crescent Alistan agreed to construct embassies between Nation of Islam and United Kingdom of Islam Indonesion.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.

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