Population | 11.861 billion |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Dinars |
Animal | Mountain Tiger |
The Bank of Farrakhan of Gold Crescent Alistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.861 billion Gold Crescent Alistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Gold Crescent Alistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,017 trillion Dinars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 254,390 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Leader'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gold Crescent Alistan's national animal is the Mountain Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.
Gold Crescent Alistan is ranked 37,470th in the world and 1st in Nation of Islam for Most Stationary, with 1,218.55399095828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Leader'.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
- : Gold Crescent Alistan agreed to construct embassies between Nation of Islam and United Kingdom of Islam Indonesion.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, copyright laws have been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Crescent Alistan, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.