The Democratic Republic of Cagadia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 240 million Cagadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cagadian economy, worth 14.4 trillion Cagas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,164 Cagas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cagadia's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cagadia is ranked 144,453^rd in the world and 732^nd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,334.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.