
| Population | 2.189 billion |
| Capital | Homongrad |
| Leader | Supreme Leader Homan Varkov |
| Faith | Faith of the Iron Order |
| Currency | Homon Mark |
| Animal | Phoenix |
The Totalitarian Superstate of Goble Homon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Homan Varkov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.189 billion Homainians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homongrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.
The thriving Goble Homonian economy, worth 154 trillion Homon Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,144 Homon Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Goble Homonian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goble Homon's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Faith of the Iron Order.
Goble Homon is ranked 302,111th in the world and 13,773rd in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -20 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Goble Homon's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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Goble Homon, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Goble Homonian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in
Goble Homon, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in
Goble Homon, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it.
- : Following new legislation in
Goble Homon, the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect.
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Goble Homon, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
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Goble Homon, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
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Goble Homon's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in
Goble Homon, every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed.
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Goble Homon was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".



