The Empire of GOATFed is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 978 million GOATFedians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The strong GOATFedian economy, worth 43.7 trillion wins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,687 wins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem. GOATFed's national animal is the Outback.

GOATFed is ranked 264,258^th in the world and 344^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 22.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.