The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks Go is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trevor Linden with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 46.369 billion Canucks are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fan Zone. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Go Canucks Goan economy, worth an astonishing 20,408 trillion Sedin Twins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 440,128 Sedin Twins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,688,983 per year while the poor average 79,072, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Go Canucks Go's national animal is the Killer Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cup Fever.

Go Canucks Go is ranked 292,899^th in the world and 48^th in Wysteria for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 average smiles per day.