The Rogue Nation of Glurp is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adraska Nocto with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.226 billion Glurpians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Thebes. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Glurpian economy, worth 598 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 96,093 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown. Glurp's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Glurpian Malorthodox Coven.

Glurp is ranked 3,969^th in the world and 4^th in Eurth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,742.19 on the Clooney Contribution Index.