| Population | 15.437 billion |
| Capital | Catalyst City |
| Leader | Queen Dweloe |
| Faith | Protestant Christianity |
| Currency | boonbuck |
| Animal | Turtle |
The Royal Monarchy of Glowing Diamonds is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Dweloe with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.437 billion Glowing Diamondsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catalyst City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Glowing Diamondsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,227 trillion boonbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 209,052 boonbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One can wake up in Glowing Diamonds and have breakfast in Bigtopia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glowing Diamonds's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.
Glowing Diamonds is ranked 289,375th in the world and 11,273rd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -613.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Glowing Diamonds was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Glowing Diamonds, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Glowing Diamonds, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Glowing Diamonds, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Glowing Diamonds, one can wake up in Glowing Diamonds and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Glowing Diamonds, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Glowing Diamonds was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Glowing Diamonds, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in Glowing Diamonds, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
- : Following new legislation in Glowing Diamonds, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.