The Black Empire of Glorious Land Vegemite is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Enhancer of Vegemite with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.281 billion Glorious Land Vegemiteans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mightopia. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Land Vegemitean economy, worth 436 trillion Vegemites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,550 Vegemites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Half of Glorious Land Vegemite just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Crocodileball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious Land Vegemite's national animal is the Crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Order of the Black Spread.

Glorious Land Vegemite is ranked 111,811^th in the world and 44^th in Der Leibwache for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,280.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.