The United Kingdom of Global Great Britain is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 626 million humans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Global Great Britainian economy, worth 53.5 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,395 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Global Great Britain's national animal is the hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Global Great Britain is ranked 250,240^th in the world and 4^th in Anglosphere for Nicest Citizens, with 1.19 average smiles per day.