The Fish Kingdom of Glamorous is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Missy with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.108 billion Glamorousians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorgeous. The average income tax rate is 46.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Glamorousian economy, worth 307 trillion Glamorous Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 99,028 Glamorous Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Glamorousians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and Party members are derided as class traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glamorous's national animal is the Poodle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Adelian.

Glamorous is ranked 311,586^th in the world and 18^th in Pilot for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -5.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.