
| Population | 3.237 billion |
| Capital | Gorgeous |
| Leader | Missy |
| Faith | Adelian |
| Currency | Glamorous Dollar |
| Animal | Poodle |
The Fish Kingdom of Glamorous is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Missy with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.237 billion Glamorousians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorgeous. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Glamorousian economy, worth 326 trillion Glamorous Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 100,596 Glamorous Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
A new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and the national water supply has entered detox. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glamorous's national animal is the Poodle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Adelian.
Glamorous is ranked 66,414th in the world and 1st in Pilot for Most Developed, scoring 72.21 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Glamorous, the national water supply has entered detox.
- : Following new legislation in
Glamorous, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
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Glamorous was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Glamorous, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
- : Following new legislation in
Glamorous, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
- : Following new legislation in
Glamorous, atheists are heavily taxed.
- : Following new legislation in
Glamorous, foreign entanglements are getting spicy.
- : Following new legislation in
Glamorous, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Glamorous.
- : Following new legislation in
Glamorous, nature finds a way despite the government's best efforts.
- : Following new legislation in
Glamorous, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.















































