
| Population | 2.646 billion |
| Capital | Gorgeous |
| Leader | Missy |
| Faith | Adelian |
| Currency | Glamorous Dollar |
| Animal | Poodle |
The Fish Kingdom of Glamorous is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Missy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.646 billion Glamorousians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorgeous. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Glamorousian economy, worth 259 trillion Glamorous Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,108 Glamorous Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, Missy has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Missy", and ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glamorous's national animal is the Poodle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Adelian.
Glamorous is ranked 228,821st in the world and 4th in Pilot for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 335.76 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Glamorous was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Largest Black Market.
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Glamorous, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
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Glamorous, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Missy".
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Glamorous, Missy has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach.
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Glamorous, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
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Glamorous, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
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Glamorous's influence in Pilot rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
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Glamorous was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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Glamorous, an enfeebled opposition party spends most of its time simply trying to stay on the ballot.
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Glamorous, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.














