The Empire of Glacir is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Glacir with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 1.728 billion Glaciria are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Illuminae Station. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Glacirian economy, worth 154 trillion Cyron Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,188 Cyron Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, every workday begins with group therapy, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacir's national animal is the Jackdaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glacir is ranked 80,231^st in the world and 4^th in lemon lowlands for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,533.22 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.