The Kaiserreich of Siberka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Ayaal Evenari I with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 1.521 billion Siberkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akin Gulɛhɛgndya. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Siberkan economy, worth 245 trillion Rais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,722 Rais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the Great Pyramid of Akin Gulɛhɛgndya can be seen from miles away, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Siberka's national animal is the Eurasian Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Siberka is ranked 48,240^th in the world and 5^th in lemon lowlands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.22 law-abiding acts per hour.