The Rice Farming District of Gilbertion is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 659 million Gilbertionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giltopia. The average income tax rate is 49.4%.

The powerhouse Gilbertionian economy, worth 57.2 trillion Geros a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,863 Geros, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, news headlines usually include p-values, and bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Leader's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gilbertion's national animal is the Mudskipper in a M2a2 Bradley, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gilbertion is ranked 96,368^th in the world and 400^th in Talonia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,953.16 Standard Monetary Units.