Population | 32.174 billion |
Capital | Reveille City |
Leader | Chief Justice D R Pepper |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Reveille |
Animal | Sauroposeidon |
The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.174 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth an astonishing 16,494 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 512,679 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, trespassers entering Chief Justice D R Pepper's office are immediately vaporized, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Gig em Aggies is ranked 584th in the world and 2nd in Texas for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 21,645.91 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Gig em Aggies published "URL test link" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
- : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Most Patriotic, Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » NewTexas, Ewing Oil Co, Lichian, Indian Empire, United Kodiaks, Buc-ee Gas Station, and Studly Penguins.