The Protectorate of Giant Geurrrillaz is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 4.155 billion Giant Geurrrillazians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Giant Geurrrillazian economy, worth 35.4 trillion Organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,524 Organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giant Geurrrillaz's national animal is the Gila Monster.

Giant Geurrrillaz is ranked 198,280^th in the world and 1^st in Layem Liberation Federation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 116.38 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.