The ½ Interwebs ░ Cyberocracy of Ghoublins is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by ☺ The Undead Cyborg of Krenko Mob Boss with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.984 billion Ghoublins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🥚 Easter Egg Conspiracy ∙net 𒀭. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghoublin economy, worth a remarkable 5,690 trillion ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 438,288 ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,554,144 per year while the poor average 89,159, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and relations with Merovingia are as cold as Ghoublins's skill with the blade. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ghoublins's national animal is the § Superfluous Ottix Monster 𓃗, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ⸙This Statement Is False⸙.

Ghoublins is ranked 63^rd in the world and 1^st in Cataclyst Order for Fattest Citizens, with 99.14 Obesity Rate.