The Holy Empire of Getlibim is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Exalted Divine Emissary Empress of Halid with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.147 billion Getlibim are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gek I. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The powerhouse Getlib economy, worth 208 trillion hakils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,160 hakils, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 511,006 per year while the poor average 9,861, a ratio of 51.8 to 1.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and urbanites battle to the death for penthouse apartments. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Getlibim's national animal is the Gekroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Getlibim is ranked 20,439^th in the world and 65^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Corrupt Governments, with 105.87 kickbacks per hour.