The State of Geschlossen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.3 billion Geschlossenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Geschlossenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,206 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,190 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,043 per year while the poor average 2,213, a ratio of 126 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, military funding has been stripped back, Geschlossen has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Geschlossen in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Geschlossen's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Geschlossen is ranked 163,696^th in the world and 5^th in Federated States of Micronesia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,192.64 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.