The Himalayan Trouting Queendom of Gesaria is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Alexandra Aezelja Dawa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.233 billion Gesarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment, Public Transport, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Education and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caldemount. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gesarian economy, worth 456 trillion Gesarian Qaks a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 87,233 Gesarian Qaks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 447,766 per year while the poor average 9,306, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, atheists on vacation find Gesarism's scriptures make useful doorstops, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, and justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag. Crime is a serious problem. Gesaria's national animal is the Ice Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gesarism.

Gesaria is ranked 292,093^rd in the world and 4,579^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 52 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.