The Sudeten German Federation of German Moravia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Gertrude Linke with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.897 billion German Moravians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brünn. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient German Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 3,096 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 222,827 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste, and competing film industry executives commission movies depicting each other as ugly baby-eating villains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Moravia's national animal is the Flamethrower, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

German Moravia is ranked 8,376^th in the world and 12^th in Thaecia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,263.39 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.