The Theocratic Empire of Geniocratics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Havlock Franklin with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 31.91 billion Geniocrats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havenbridge. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient cratic economy, worth a remarkable 5,670 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,705 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geniocratics's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Geniocratics.

Geniocratics is ranked 303,205^th in the world and 5^th in Austritaria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.17 on the Bus Surprisal Index.