The Ever-Present Demon Child of Geminga is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.065 billion Gemingans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Gemingan economy, worth a remarkable 3,258 trillion Object Permanences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,389 Object Permanences, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 752,668 per year while the poor average 64,380, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.
The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the government snoops on private internet connections, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geminga's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Geminga is ranked 224,570th in the world and 1,598th in Eye for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Geminga, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
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Geminga, the government snoops on private internet connections.
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Geminga, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
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Geminga, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
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Geminga, Geminga's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
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Geminga, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
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Geminga, golden statues of Question Marks line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
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Geminga, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
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Geminga, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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Geminga, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.





















































