Population | 11.701 billion |
Capital | Mordecai |
Leader | Nijchhōh I |
Faith | Math |
Currency | cryptos |
Animal | ass |
The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nijchhōh I with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.701 billion Kwandoites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,380 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 374,404 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Geektopia, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the ass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.
Geektopia is ranked 35,603rd in the world and 123rd in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,728.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
- : Geektopia lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- : Geektopia lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- : Geektopia altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Geektopia.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Gooblaria, Cato2, Old Aweic Wirs, Dat Countreh, Scaletta, Skyhawk Clan, Unogonduria, Ters Khus, Aevana, P0ptr0pica, EAsprts, The State of New Braiden, Grande pudimland, Greatnessity City, Gabingston, Abardis, PhDre, UPC, Raustria, Wolfsgrad, and Nova Angelus.