The Kingdom of Gebernias is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 7 million Geberniasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The Geberniasian economy, worth 351 billion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,160 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, they say that Geberniasians made a dessert and called it peace, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gebernias's national animal is the Femboy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gebernias is ranked 222,582^nd in the world and 123^rd in Hell for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring zero on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.