The United Provinces of Gamhound is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Executor Jason Parenon with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.246 billion Gamhoundish hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scorchburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gamhoundish economy, worth a remarkable 9,551 trillion Gams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 287,285 Gams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, Supreme Executor Jason Parenon is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, and child support loans with high interest rates are available in Gamhoundish banks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gamhound's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Eternal Conflagration.

Gamhound is ranked 1,485^th in the world and 3^rd in Yggdrasil for Highest Poor Incomes, with 239,801.68 Standard Monetary Units.