The Federal Republic of Gabane is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Walden Jacinto with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.474 billion Gabanese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gabane City. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gabanean economy, worth 383 trillion Gabnirs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,614 Gabnirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Gabnirs are being poured into a space program, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabane's national animal is the Narranese Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Gabane is ranked 110,562^nd in the world and 5^th in ASEAN for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,722.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.