Population | 31.874 billion |
Capital | New Transylvania |
Leader | Rocket Scion |
Faith | the Church of Yellmo |
Currency | card |
Animal | potato vending machine |
The Shining Islands of G C Bakura is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rocket Scion with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.874 billion Bakurans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Transylvania. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient G C Bakuran economy, worth an astonishing 17,613 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 552,594 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. G C Bakura's national animal is the potato vending machine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Yellmo.
G C Bakura is ranked 90th in the world and 2nd in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 69,180.77 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : G C Bakura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in G C Bakura, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
- : Following new legislation in G C Bakura, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Following new legislation in G C Bakura, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
- : Following new legislation in G C Bakura, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in G C Bakura, builders across G C Bakura are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in G C Bakura, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in G C Bakura, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in G C Bakura, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
- : Following new legislation in G C Bakura, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.