The Watchfires of G-1 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 21.768 billion G-1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The G-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,954 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. G-1's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

G-1 is ranked 177,192^nd in the world and 1^st in Galilee for Highest Drug Use, scoring 125.33 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.