The Jingoistic States of Furious Butts is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Butts Hampton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12 billion Furious Buttsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furious Butts City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Furious Buttsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,682 trillion machetes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 306,885 machetes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,722,893 per year while the poor average 4,783, a ratio of 569 to 1.

The police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Furious Butts's national animal is the drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Genocide.

Furious Butts is ranked 290,729^th in the world and 11,348^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.82 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.