The Republic of Fremet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Erna Solberg with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.34 billion Fremetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondheim. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fremetian economy, worth a remarkable 4,930 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,561 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The atmosphere in Fremetian boardrooms is turning more gay, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, Erna Solberg's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fremet's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Fremet is ranked 4,572^nd in the world and 10^th in European Union for Most Cultured, scoring 166 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.