The Storyteller of Freemer is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Bree freea with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 5.471 billion Freemerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freemer City. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The strong Freemerian economy, worth 354 trillion Freems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,877 Freems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Bree freea's credibility no favours, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freemer's national animal is the Freer Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom.

Freemer is ranked 182,571^st in the world and 537^th in Horizon for Fattest Citizens, with 9.61 Obesity Rate.