The State of Free State of Michigan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.168 billion Free State of Michiganians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Free State of Michiganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,420 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,802 per year while the poor average 2,440, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and Free State of Michigan has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free State of Michigan's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free State of Michigan is ranked 265,021^st in the world and 1^st in State of Michigan for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.