The Armed Republic of Free Groland Army is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.341 billion Free Groland Armyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Free Groland Armyian economy, worth 75.8 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 56,496 kins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,770 per year while the poor average 3,445, a ratio of 106 to 1.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free Groland Army's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Free Groland Army is ranked 284,628^th in the world and 8^th in Groland for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,445.22 Standard Monetary Units.