The Kingdom of Fredestatia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sid with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.495 billion Fredestatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fredestatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,656 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,081 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and the army consists of only generals and grunts. Crime is totally unknown. Fredestatia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fredestatia is ranked 57,140^th in the world and 78^th in Thaecia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 542.97 on the Clooney Contribution Index.