The Democratic Republic of Fowlland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.257 billion Fowls hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fowl City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fowllandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,167 trillion Fouwlians a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,960 Fouwlians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Fowlland's national animal is the Water Fowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fowlland is ranked 11,478^th in the world and 781^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.6 law-abiding acts per hour.