The Sośal Consrvativ Republic of Fourian is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Hjugo MaKorić with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.812 billion Forrikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tostović. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Forrikan economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion Bludmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,327 Bludmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Forrikan citizenship, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fourian's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Fourian is ranked 262,124^th in the world and 233^rd in Empire of Great Britain for Safest, scoring 23.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.