The Aegiptian Stats Province of Former Spain is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fatima Mulhacén with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 14.921 billion Aegiptians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Justinianopla. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aegiptian economy, worth a remarkable 2,057 trillion denarios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 137,914 denarios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Aegiptian weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Former Spain's national animal is the hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Former Spain is ranked 8,593^rd in the world and 11^th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.02 law-abiding acts per hour.