The WHAT IN THE WORTHLESS PILE of FNWI puppet is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ironically not W J Dock with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed population of 1.91 billion avg of 2 legendaries per cycle have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trash island. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The autistially into cards economy, worth 67.9 trillion Ultra Rareses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,572 Ultra Rareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The guillotine now falls with a whimper instead of a slice, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, and hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. FNWI puppet's national animal is the Legendaries worth specifically 100 Bank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Legendarism.

FNWI puppet is ranked 291,664^th in the world and 3^rd in Flagistan for Smartest Citizens, with 12.34 quips per hour.