
| Population | 1.739 billion |
| Capital | Trash island |
| Leader | ironically not W J Dock |
| Faith | Legendarism |
| Currency | Ultra Rares |
| Animal | Legendaries worth specifically 100 Bank |
The WHAT IN THE WORTHLESS PILE of FNWI puppet is a massive, safe nation, ruled by ironically not W J Dock with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.739 billion avg of 2 legendaries per cycle have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trash island. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The autistially into cards economy, worth 61.9 trillion Ultra Rareses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,572 Ultra Rareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The guillotine now falls with a whimper instead of a slice, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, and hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. FNWI puppet's national animal is the Legendaries worth specifically 100 Bank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Legendarism.
FNWI puppet is ranked 210,586th in the world and 338th in Aeternum for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,446.89 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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FNWI puppet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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FNWI puppet changed its national nation type to "WHAT IN THE WORTHLESS PILE".
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FNWI puppet changed its national capital to "Trash island", its demonym to "Card Collector", its demonym adjective to "autistially into cards", and its demonym plural to "avg of 2 legendaries per cycle".
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FNWI puppet changed its national animal to "Legendaries worth specifically 100 Bank", its currency to "Ultra Rares", its faith to "Legendarism", and its motto to "Not another 0 bank card!".
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FNWI puppet changed its national nation type to "What in the worthless pile".
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FNWI puppet's influence in Aeternum rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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FNWI puppet's influence in Aeternum rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
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FNWI puppet's influence in Aeternum rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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FNWI puppet's influence in Aeternum rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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FNWI puppet's influence in Aeternum rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".







