The The Great Lands of of Floopyville is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Floopy with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 2.875 billion Floopyvillers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floop City. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Floopyvillean economy, worth 249 trillion Dolas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,767 Dolas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floopyville's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of eternal paradise.

Floopyville is ranked 180,809^th in the world and 8,828^th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 2.88 billion capita.