The United States of Flomonga is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Rich Hangleglider with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.87 billion Flomongans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hombolica. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flomongan economy, worth 896 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 130,527 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and tourists visit Flomonga to mass-moon Flomongan politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flomonga's national animal is the Deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Flomonga is ranked 59,863^rd in the world and 101^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Governments, scoring 21.12 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.